i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

archakon:

showing your fetishes to a friend

bloggy-mcblogblog:

word

vvorldwideweb:

black mail??dont you mean african american mail??? this is the 21st century

h0odrich:

iphone420:

¿

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

khaleesi:

nightingales:

If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

#sirius black to remus lupin at some point probably

dangerouspoetry:

phycin:

dangerouspoetry:

when you’re about to get deported

What?

when you’re about to get deported

rudolphofficial:

*touches the ball in sport class* it’s the eye of the tiger